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                        September 19, 2008                        

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

               The X-Files star David Duchovny has               
                 entered rehab for sex addiction.                 

       The Top 8 Indications David Duchovny Is a Sex Addict       

 8. It was only after he agreed to do the show that he realized
    the Files had just one X.

 7. While she was looking to the skies, he was looking to her

 6. Cigarette-Smoking Man wasn't puffing for his health, Chester.

 5. Have you EVER seen Tea Leoni frowning?

 4. Kept changing the logo on his scripts to "S.E.X-Files!!"

 3. Has illegitimate children on every planet in the galaxy.

 2. "Mulder, have you seen those little, fuzzy, tube-shaped
    alien-- OH GOOD LORD!!!"

    and the Number 1 Indication David Duchovny Is a Sex Addict...

 1. When the aliens start probing, always volunteers to "take
    one for the team."

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 1, 7, 8 (On the lot!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 1
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 2, 4
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA        -- 3, 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 4
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 6
John English, Orem, UT              -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Hi, my name is Kristian...
  (Love ya, Dave, really do.)
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