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                          October 8, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Disney is remaking its 1960 adventure film, 
           Swiss Family Robinson. While it will still 
          take place in the early 1800's, we wonder how 
           things would be different if the family were 
                lead by a more modern patriarch...


    The Top 9 Things We'd See If They Made Swiss Family Trump


 9. The Donald would insist that TRUMP be carved into every tree
    on the island.

 8. The family still lives in a treehouse, but they're luxury
    apartments that sell for $10 million each.

 7. Father holds options to build on every neighboring island.

 6. Catch phrase: "You, make fire."

 5. Omarosa Robinson would be killed and eaten.

 4. Junior would have to pay a cover charge to re-enter the
    treehouse.

 3. Hideous hairpiece made from coconut husk fuzz. So, no diff.

 2. Nearly impossible to get anywhere near the nickel slots in 
    the Tiki Casino.


             and the Number 1 Thing We'd See If They 
                    Made Swiss Family Trump...


 1. Father dumps Mother for a much younger monkey in a dress.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 2, 3, 7 (Three picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT         -- 4, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS         -- 5, 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA   -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Trump Change

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