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                          June 26, 2009                           


               The Top 9 Hollywood Tourism Slogans                


 9. Birthplace of Unctuous Self-Absorption

 8. We may be shallow and vapid but deep down we love your money.

 7. Hurry, before we get repo'd!

 6. Crotch-Flash Capital of the World

 5. Where Dreams Come True* (*With crappy scripts, wooden acting
    and bad CGI. Initial cost $12, plus $5 for a Coke, $7 for
    popcorn and $5 for candy you can buy at Thrifty for a buck.
    Your dream may vary.)

 4. Hollywood: You'll always see a percentage of the gross.

 3. It's where the stars come to pick up transvestite hookers!

 2. Half-price drinks during all celebrity court proceedings!


    and the Number 1 Hollywood Tourism Slogan...


 1. Where a teen boob job comes with free Botox for Grandma!



              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White    ]              
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Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2, 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 4, 9, Banner tag
John English, Orem, UT              -- 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Mayor of Movielistland

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                    Hollywood Tourism Slogans                     
         RUNNERS UP list  --  Still Schwarzenegger-Free!          
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80% chance of seeing Britney's vajayjay!
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)

Proudly producing lousy films since the days of Edison.
          (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

See the faces that plastic surgery has altered beyond recognition.
          (Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)

Hit a celeb on a bike, win a prize!
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)

Air Kisses and Shaved Misses
          (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

Someone will give you a script to read when you get off the bus.
          (Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)

Hurry, before we drop into the ocea--
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)


Runners Up list name
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

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