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                        September 21, 2007                        

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         The Top 9 Hollywood Plans to End the War in Iraq         

 9. Two words: Dance off!

 8. Fire off a few Cruise missiles. Tom Cruise missiles, that is.

 7. Put it on the CW, let it get cancelled.

 6. Subtitle it -- no one will care anymore.

 5. Free DVDs of virgins to all who surrender their weapons.

 4. Have Al Gore give the Iraqis a PowerPoint presentation on why
    they should get along.

 3. Make Chris Kattan and Jason Alexander the stars. We'll be done
    by Thanksgiving.

 2. Air-drop Andy Dick. OK, I'm not sure how this will work, but
    it'll get him the hell away from us.

    and the Number 1 Hollywood Plan to End the War in Iraq...

 1. "I'd like to introduce you to our top negotiator, Rosie
    O'Donnell. She will be staying in your country until you can
    settle your differences."

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Selected from 38 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR      -- 2, 3
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 3
John English, Orem, UT              -- 4
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 5
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 6, 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Premier

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