All rise!

                          August 30, 2002 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Tom Cruise recently sued a man for $50 million
           because the man claimed to have slept with the
             star, thus "proving" that Tommie was gay.

                The Top 9 Other Hollywood Lawsuits

 9. Tom Hanks v. Academy of Motion Picture Arts -- Vote-fixing to
    keep him from winning Oscars 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.

 8. Nicolas Cage v. National Enquirer -- Alleged secret photos of
    him with a second facial expression.

 7. Eddie Vedder v. Procter and Gamble -- Copyright infringement
    for using Evenflow in a Tampax commercial.

 6. Temple Beth Israel v. Hollywood City Council -- Considering
    the composition of Hollywood, might as well put six points on
    the Boulevard stars.

 5. Clint Eastwood v. Cinematographers Union -- Medical costs plus
    punitive damages for permanent squint caused by intense movie

 4. Vin Diesel v. Mrs. Dorothy Diesel -- Never taught her son that
    you should wait until after you're famous to be arrogant.

 3. Tawny Kitaen v. Chuck Finley -- Assault and Battery for
    bruising her fists.

 2. Anna Nicole Smith v. Timex Corp. -- Defective watches keep
    stopping after 15 minutes.

    and the Number 1 Other Hollywood Lawsuit...

 1. Matt Damon v. Tom Clancy -- Non-payment of wages for The Sum
    of All Fears, because he swears he starred in it.

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Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 1, 3 (2nd #1)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- 2
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN      -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 7
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 8
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA        -- 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL   -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Da Judge

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