What lies beneath.

                          July 19, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

        Not content to just play fictional action heroes,
        Harrison Ford has been making headlines by using
        his helicopter at his Casper, WY ranch to rescue
       stray hikers from nearby Yellowstone National Park.

       What other daring acts has the mega-star been up to?

             The Top 9 Heroic Feats by Harrison Ford

 9. Relocated and retrieved real Ark of the Covenant after the
    FBI lost it again.

 8. Tried to airlift Blair Witch filmmakers from the haunted
    woods but, after hearing them whine, decided to just leave
    them there.

 7. While he didn't actually save Air Force One, he once
    joined the Mile High Club on a Southwest Airlines flight
    from Burbank to Reno.

 6. He manually de-wormed Chewbacca. Twice.

 5. Saved the life of a pack of debauched, PCP-crazed Hell's
    Angels by running away and refusing to fight them.

 4. Goes door-to-door throughout America explaining the
    Infield-Fly Rule.

 3. By using a shampoo that was also a conditioner, Harrison
    saved time.

 2. Whenever George W. Bush calls asking for "Jack Ryan's"
    advice, replies: "No, I don't think we should nuke China."

    and the Number 1 Heroic Feat by Harrison Ford...

 1. Successfully lobbied to have Mattel stop producing the
    "Tickle-Me Blade Runner" doll.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 59 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON            -- 1
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 2, 8
Brian Murray, Durham, NC            -- 3
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ         -- 4, Banner Tag
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL   -- 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 6, 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA        -- 7
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA         -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC      -- Script Doctor

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