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                         December 12, 2003 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            Happy Holidays to all of our readers, fans,
         sycophants and wannabes. May the rest of this year
         be filled with warm, sticky feelings of... warmth.
               (Okay, who spilled the eggnog on my 
                 Persian rug? It's from Persia!!)

           We'll be off for the next couple weeks, and 
            then back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in 
            the New Year. Now, get away from that darn 
              computer and go see a movie, will ya?? 


            The Top 9 Gifts We're Giving to Hollywood


 9. Ashton Kutcher: PlayStation 2 to bring to Demi's house, so he
    doesn't have to fight the kids over it.

 8. Tom Hanks: A nifty, oak, wall-to-wall Oscar display case

 7. Carrot Top: Deprivation tank (with exterior deadbolt)

 6. Angelina Jolie: All the red-hot loving she can handle.
    (Oh, you meant made up gifts?)

 5. Film editors: Baldwin-B-Gone software (digitally removes all
    Baldwin brothers from any movie)

 4. Elvis: Comeback role appropriate for a 68-year-old man

 3. Renee Zellweger: Yo-yo

 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger: A copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves


    and the Number 1 Gift We're Giving to Hollywood...


 1. Ben Affleck: "Get Out of Gigli Free" card



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                          HOLIDAY HITS

                       A Christams Story
             The BB gun! Santa's boot! The tongue!

                            Scrooged
             Bill Murray's TV executive as Scrooge

                         Trading Places
                      "It's from Persia!!"

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Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Afr -- 1, 6, 8  (3 pic deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA             -- 2, 3, 9  (3 pic deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA        -- 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR          -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY                 -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA              -- Jolly Ol' Editor

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                  Gifts We're Giving to Hollywood
                RUNNERS UP list  --  In the Spirit 
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Disney Board of Directors, past and present: A biiig group hug!
      (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

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