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                           May 8, 2009                            

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              China has agreed to build a Disney                  
                  theme park on the mainland.                     

            The Top 9 Features of Disneyland Shanghai             

 9. As in all Disney theme parks, all the gift shop items are
    "Made in China".

 8. Fantasyland out, Five-Year-Plan-Land in.

 7. The mascot is Mickey Mao.

 6. The bowl of brown rice at the Tomorrowland Grill costs $14.

 5. No Cinderella! Mulan Number One Disney Princess!

 4. "You must be only son to board this ride."

 3. During the parade down Main Street, Mickey waves from a tank.

 2. Donald Duck hangs featherless and cooked in the restaurant

    and the Number 1 Feature of Disneyland Shanghai...

 1. Turns out Goofy was perfectly normal before he came into
    contact with all that lead paint.

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Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 1, 4
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 2, 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 2, 7
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA        -- 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 6, 9
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Plutocrat

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