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                        February 19, 2010                         

            The Top 8 Entries in James Cameron's Diary            

 8. "Mrs. Linus told me to stop using so many blue crayons. But I
     like blue crayons. NOBODY TAKES MY BLUE CRAYONS!!"

 7. "Just convinced the idiots at Paramount and Fox to spend
     $150 mil on a movie about a sinking boat. Wonder what they'd
     pay for giant Smurfs?"

 6. "Pick up tux at cleaners. Start writing 'Emperor of the World'
     speech. Practice fake humility."

 5. "Made a fortune with 'Dances with Wolves' in space. Next up:
    'Driving Miss Daisy' in space. Maybe 'Field of Dreams' in

 4. "Satan emailed again today. Said he's built a new pedestal to
     display my soul."

 3. "One more billion-dollar blockbuster and I'll be able to meet
     all four of my alimony payments."

 2. "This afternoon my publicist showed me an 'adjusted for
     inflation' Top Box Office list. She's visiting the Titanic

    and the Number 1 Entry in James Cameron's Diary...

 1. "Tried wiping my ass with $20 bills today -- too rough. Maybe
     the $100 bills are softer."

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Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 4, 6
John English, Orem, UT              -- 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- It's a Journal!

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