September 20, 2001

                          NOTE FROM ERIC:

          With big delays and budget concerns, the next 
           installment of the Indiana Jones saga won't 
           begin filming until 2006 -- at the earliest. 
           By then, star Harrison Ford will be 64, and 
         that's bound to mean some changes in the series.

          The Top 9 Elderly Adventures of Indiana Jones

 9. Indiana Jones and the Prostate of Doom

 8. Tuesdays with Indy

 7. Raiders of the Lost AARP Card

 6. Indiana Jones and the Last Erection

 5. Raiders of the Social Security Trust Fund

 4. Indiana Jones and the Several Strident Letters to the
    Editor About Local Zoning Board Hearings

 3. Indiana Jones and the Great Deal on a Lincoln Town Car

 2. Indiana Jones and the Confusing Butterfly Ballot

    and the Number 1 Elderly Adventure of Indiana Jones...

 1. Raiders of My Lost Glasses... Where the Hell Are They? Oh, 
    Damn, There Were on My Head the Whole Time! Lousy Teenagers.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 68 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Ken Snyder, St Charles, MO                -- 1, 6
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA             -- 1
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA               -- 2, 4, 8
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA              -- 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington VA                 -- 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA       -- 9
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON       -- Topic
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC            -- Script Doctor

               Elderly Adventures of Indiana Jones
            RUNNERS UP LIST -- They Belong in a Museum!

Indiana Jones and the Neighbors Who Played Loud Music All Night
      (Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada)

Indiana Jones and the Three Mile Trek to the Ark of the Covenant
Every Morning and Every Evening, Uphill Both Ways, in the Snow
      (Ken Snyder, St Charles, MO)

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