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                         February 21, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Last week our list was about "chick flicks".
           This week, we cover the male point of view... 


          The Top 8 Differences If All Actors Worked Nude


 8. "Fluffers" unneccesary, coveted new position: "Deflator".

 7. Basic Instinct? Never heard of it.

 6. Fargo would have been shot in Key West.

 5. No effect whatsoever on Harvey Keitel's career.

 4. Ralph Fiennes carries donuts for the whole crew.

 3. Cowboys ride reeally slowly.

 2. Comedies - 50% funnier. Dramas - 100% funnier. Action Films -
    1,000% funnier.


    and the Number 1 Difference If All Actors Worked Nude...


 1. No matter what budget, two hair stylists per actress.



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                             BIG HITS
                       (It's Art, Honest!)
  
                  Lighting for Nude Photography

        The Nude Figure: A Visual Reference for the Artist

         The Kama Sutra Illuminated: Erotic Art of India

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Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 1, 3 (2nd #1)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA        -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD         -- 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Showers in the Nude

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