I want a 12 mil on babies, ND Grad with a Pola,
              and bang the cookie on the b.g.  NOW!! *

                          October 24, 2003

                         NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Michael Bay, driven and forceful director of
            The Rock, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor, is a
       producer on the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

         The Top 7 Classes in the Michael Bay Film School

 7. Business Economics: Budgeting for Blasts and Blood

 6. Setbuilding 101: If You Can't Blow It Up, Throw It Out

 5. Pyrotechnics 204: Blowing the Shit Out of Anything and
    Everything in Every Shot, NOW!!

 4. Buddy Films and Beer Commercials: Not a Big Difference

 3. Realistic Dialogue 101: Where to Put That Line or Two

 2. Revised American History: How to Change the Outcome of
    America's Wars and Conflicts to Make Your Movies Even
    More Patronizing and Patriotic

    and the Number 1 Class in the Michael Bay Film School...

 1. Master Class: Fooling All of the People All of the Time

              [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Witmer!! Hanover, PA!!           -- 1, 5 (7th #1!!)
Danny Gallagher!! Henderson, TX!!      -- 2, 5
Gideon Griebenow!! Potchefstroom, SA!! -- 3, 6, 7 (3 pic deal!!)
Bruce Alter!! Fairfax Station, VA!!    -- 4
Kristian Idol!! Burbank, CA!!          -- Bay's Bastard Son!!

* The director wants a wide-angle lens on the short tripod, with
neutral density gradient and Polaroid filters, while shining a
light through a patterned screen into the background. Quickly.
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