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                         February 10, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              There was a rumor for a bit that Steven
            Spielberg was going to remake Mary Poppins.

     The Top 7 Changes in a Spielberg Remake of Mary Poppins

 7. Mary played by Tom Hanks.

 6. Dancing penguins replaced by Pinky and The Brain.

 5. When they go into the chalk drawing, they are pursued by
    sharks, dinosaurs, aliens, Nazis and an unusually dashing and
    athletic archaeologist.

 4. Imagine Mary's surprise when she discovers that Jane and
    Michael Banks are robot children!

 3. With the kids a bit too recalcitrant at bedtime, Mary looks
    at the medicine bottle and says ominously, "We're gonna need
    a bigger spoon."

 2. Father gains his revenge on the the bank management by
    assassinating them one by one.

                   and the Number 1 Change in a
                 Spielberg Remake of Mary Poppins...

 1. Mary leads a thousand doomed nannies, flying in on bicycles
    and firing semi-automatic umbrellas, in a bloody attempt to
    storm Mr. Banks' front porch.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 2, 3 (Academy Award!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 1, 2, 5, 7 (Gross points!)
John English, Orem, UT           -- 1, 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 1, 4
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX          -- 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 1
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Supercaliforniliscious-

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