"Bubba Busts a Gut" - Scene 5, Take 5

                         September 7, 2001

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            A few months ago, Ashley Judd signed on to
              play the lead in Catwoman, a film being
                 rapidly developed at Warner Bros.

                Since previous Batman director Joel
              Shumacher seems to have already covered
             the Broadway angle, we wonder if the Judd
                family will influence the new film...

     The Top 8 Changes in a Country & Western Version of Batman  

8. Batmobile car horn plays "Dixie".

7. Jeff Foxworthy as The Riddler.

6. Batman would be avenging the murder of his dog.

5. Alfred is damn good at whippin' up some Tex-Mex.

4. Only device in Bat Utility Belt is a 12-inch hunting knife.

3. Even though it's big, shiny, black and powerful, the bad guys
   aren't afraid of the BatTractor.

2. BatSignal replaced by large neon sign saying "Y'all Come
   Heah, Now!"

         and the Number 1 Change in a Country & Western
                       Version of Batman...

1. The "hidden" BatCave? It's the one with rusted-out BatCars up
   on blocks in the front.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

              O Brother, Where Art Thou Soundtrack

         Alison Krauss and Union Station - "New Favorite"

                   Toby Keith - "Pull My Chain"

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian      -- 1
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer    -- 2, 5, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian            -- 3, 4
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent    -- 6
Michael Sheinbaum, Civilian    -- 7
Dave Goudsward, Civilian       -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Big Hat

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