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                        November 16, 2001 


                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Once a time-honored bit of acting "business",
     smoking in film and TV is now seen as somewhat déclassé
             (that's Hollywood for "icky and gross").


               The Top 8 Other Bad Habits Learned
                from the Entertainment Industry 


 8. Making movies starring members of Saturday Night Live.

 7. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor.

 6. Drunken high-speed chases in a car filled with groupies.
    (Not yet a habit, but I'm making progress.)

 5. Dating an actress when you don't believe in astrology.

 4. Not removing spikes before stepping on others to get to
    the top.

 3. Telling the good guy your evil plan before killing him.

 2. Trying what a famous actor did in a romantic comedy, which
    the real world just calls "stalking".


    and the Number 1 Bad Habit Learned from The Industry...


 1. Trailing, not leading, when spraying machine gun fire at a
    running target.



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Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Wilson, Software Designer -- 1, 6 (2nd #1)
Greg Preece, Comic             -- 2, 3
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent    -- 4
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator    -- 5
Jeff Scherer, Art Director     -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Director        -- Moderator

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