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                           April 25, 2002

                           NOTE FROM ERIC:

             Despite winning a recent legal challenge,
             MGM Studios has decided to permit the new 
             Austin Powers movie to keep its title of 
            Goldmember. If they hadn't, what else might 
            Mike Myers and company have called the film?


      The Top 9 Backup Names for the New Austin Powers Movie


 9. In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

 8. Pissino Royale

 7. License to Place Products Throughout the Film

 6. Diamonds Are Forever, but This Sausage Will Disappear into
    One of My Orifices Any Minute Now

 5. Goldenshower

 4. A Brit Too Far

 3. Three Thousand Wee-Wee Gags Are Not Enough

 2. Octopussy - Wait, that was a real title? Wow.


  and the Number 1 Backup Name for the New Austin Powers Movie...


 1. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Farty Butt Snot Booger


              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA       -- 1, 3
Ian Ravdin, Santa Monica, CA      -- 2, 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA        -- 5, 6
Christopher Rostan, Wauconda, IL  -- 6
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA   -- 8, 9
Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL       -- Script Doctor

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