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                          June 19, 2009                           

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             Robert De Niro is co-owner of a hotel in             
              the Tribeca neighborhood of Manhattan.              

          The Top 8 Amenities in Robert De Niro's Hotel           

 8. Open the menu and the Godfather theme plays.

 7. Joe Pesci is the Bell Captain.

 6. The maids all dress like underage hookers.

 5. The mirrors talk back to you.

 4. You have protection from the moment you enter until the
    moment you leave. Unless, of course, you piss Bobby off.

 3. No baseball bats allowed in the restaurant.

 2. Visit our salon for a coiffure you can't refuse!

    and the Number 1 Amenity in Robert De Niro's Hotel...

 1. The mints on your pillow are in the shape of a severed
    horse's head.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White    ]              
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Selected from 12 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 1, 6, 7 (On the lot!)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 1, 3
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 2
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 4, 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Pretty Good Fella

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